ALL POSTS
INDIAN DEV LAUNCHING COIN SOON - SHOULD I BUY?
Yo UGUDBRO, found this Indian dev on Twitter with 50 followers saying he's dropping the next 1000x coin tomorrow. Website looks like it was made in 2003 but he's promising moon missions. My bags are ready but something feels off. WDYT?
BOUGHT THE DIP BUT IT KEEPS DIPPING - HELP?
UGUDBRO I'm down 80% on this 'revolutionary' dog coin. Kept buying every dip thinking I'm DCA'ing like a pro. Now my portfolio looks like the Mariana Trench. Do I cut losses or diamond hands this to zero?
WIFE FOUND MY TRADING ACCOUNT - DIVORCE INCOMING?
BRO I'M COOKED. Wife discovered I've been trading memecoins with our vacation fund. Down 60% and she's threatening to take the kids. Told her it's 'investing in our future' but she's not buying it. How do I explain this isn't gambling?
INFLUENCER SHILLED COIN THEN DUMPED - BETRAYED?
This crypto influencer with 100k followers told everyone to buy this 'gem' at $0.50. I aped in with my whole stack. Next day he's posting Lamborghini pics and the coin is at $0.05. Did I get played?
MADE 10X ON MEME COIN - WHEN TO TAKE PROFITS?
UGUDBRO I'm freaking out in a good way. Put $500 into this random frog coin and now it's worth $5k. Everyone's saying HODL to 100x but I've never seen this much money. Should I take profits or let it ride?
FRIEND WANTS TO BORROW MONEY FOR 'SURE THING' TRADE
My buddy says he found the next PEPE and needs $2k to go all in. Promises to pay me back double in a week. He's usually pretty smart about crypto but this feels sketchy. Should I help him out?